Black Kids -- "I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You" [mp3]
Like so many songs that I end up overplaying, there's just the tiniest bit of lyrical ambiguity. The recording is fuzzy enough that I can't tell whether it's meant to be a teen girlcrush jealousy story? Also there's some shouted counting and rhyming words with the same words awesomeness.