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blue screen of death

dear iBook,

Might you have chosen to postpone your catastrophic death spiral until later this month? While I appreciate that you were willing to come up for air long and often enough for me to rescue some highly important files, holding off on your dramatic failure would have been even nicer.

your replacement is thinner and prettier anyway,

/ j



OMG Josh. I am so sorry. Are you okay? Are you hanging in there? I would . . . I dunno. Jump off a cliff or something. OMG. I need to back up RIGHT NOW!!!

I'm thinking of you this week . . .