i have some things that i typed on the plane that i'll add later. surprisingly the hilton hawaiian village isn't so much about the internet.
they are about having penguins. about ten of them just sit in a courtyard in their little simulated environment. they share this environment with some giant fish and regular-sized turtles. each penguin has a tag on its wing. the tags have numbers, not names. i want to stage a penguin escape. they don't look very happy.
one sign that hawaii rocks hard for jesus: bicycles with surfboard attachments.