josh (joshc) wrote,


Ah. It's that very special time of year when we break out the bourbon and grep the Stranger Valentines [#] for our own names.

ambiguously to me!

JOSHUA ♥♥ As always, and forever, I'm yours.

JOSH ♥♥ I will always be in love with you. Love, sweetpea

JOSHUA E. ♥♥ Likes girls that are Chinese. And frozen peas. Loves to annoy Bookums our kitty. He is so very pretty! And witty! And bright! XOXO L.C.

JOSH ♥♥ If you're good I'll let you fuck me up the ass this year! Teehee Love you, Amy

JOSH FROM EMERY ♥♥ I just want you to know that I think you're perfect. And to me, that makes you more beautiful than anything. -Anonymous

JOSH C.W. ♥♥ Still think about you.

JOSH ♥♥ You're my dream come true! I love you more than words can express. I will just have to spend my whole lifetime showing you how much you mean. Xoxosweetpea

JOSHY BOO BOO ♥♥ I love you! Ditch your prude girlfriend and we'll fuck. I've heard you're the clit master and I'm curious. I'll be your hot mama at M4E.

JOSH ♥♥ For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Happy Commercialized Holiday ~Tia

JOSH ♥♥ I love it when you smack my ass, treat me with class, how you kiss goodnight, hold me tight, you complement me, and have everything I need, 1VAL05 Juana

ambiguously from me!

MY LIFE WOULDN'T ♥♥ be so great without you. Thanks for the love and friendship Boudreaux, Larry, Java, Sue, and Wes! Deeply, Josh

JESSICA ♥♥ The moment I met you left me a little delirious and gotarded. I thank you for every bewildering minute of it. I love you kitten, Josh

NAHPI AND GINGER! ♥♥ I love you girls! -Josh

Really. It's not that it's fun to pretend to be stalked. It's just that it takes way too much effort to read all of them -- why not be a little self-centered?

lazyweb (updated):

For easy lookup, I put all of the entries in a single file [valentines.html] -- someone should make evan made a Search-O-Matic (
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