pre-valentino
ambiguously to me!
JOSHUA ♥♥ As always, and forever, I'm yours.
JOSH ♥♥ I will always be in love with you. Love, sweetpea
JOSHUA E. ♥♥ Likes girls that are Chinese. And frozen peas. Loves to annoy Bookums our kitty. He is so very pretty! And witty! And bright! XOXO L.C.
JOSH ♥♥ If you're good I'll let you fuck me up the ass this year! Teehee Love you, Amy
JOSH FROM EMERY ♥♥ I just want you to know that I think you're perfect. And to me, that makes you more beautiful than anything. -Anonymous
JOSH C.W. ♥♥ Still think about you.
JOSH ♥♥ You're my dream come true! I love you more than words can express. I will just have to spend my whole lifetime showing you how much you mean. Xoxosweetpea
JOSHY BOO BOO ♥♥ I love you! Ditch your prude girlfriend and we'll fuck. I've heard you're the clit master and I'm curious. I'll be your hot mama at M4E.
JOSH ♥♥ For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Happy Commercialized Holiday ~Tia
JOSH ♥♥ I love it when you smack my ass, treat me with class, how you kiss goodnight, hold me tight, you complement me, and have everything I need, 1VAL05 Juana
ambiguously from me!
MY LIFE WOULDN'T ♥♥ be so great without you. Thanks for the love and friendship Boudreaux, Larry, Java, Sue, and Wes! Deeply, Josh
JESSICA ♥♥ The moment I met you left me a little delirious and gotarded. I thank you for every bewildering minute of it. I love you kitten, Josh
NAHPI AND GINGER! ♥♥ I love you girls! -Josh
Really. It's not that it's fun to pretend to be stalked. It's just that it takes way too much effort to read all of them -- why not be a little self-centered?
lazyweb (updated):
For easy lookup, I put all of the entries in a single file [valentines.html] --
evan made a Search-O-Matic (http://neugierig.org/content/valentines/).
JOSHY BOO BOO ♥♥ I love you! Ditch your prude girlfriend and we'll fuck.
and
JOSH ♥♥ For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
to be different girls writing to the same guy.
incidentally, my favorite of "yours" is this one -->
someone should make a Search-O-Matic for these.
you mean like, "Ctrl+F" (in Firefox)?
but something where you type your name, and only the lines that match it show up. fancy.
looking a gift horse in the mouth
(not that I'm complaining, you saved me from any impulse of stayed up way too late trying to learn how to do it myself)
nevermind
(this is what happens when you wait until 1:30 to read livejournal)
in the "i'm so happy these aren't for me" department:
JULIE IS THE ♥♥ Eeyore to my Pooh. Come over to my treehouse - I've got some honey for you.
And the winner:
JULIE ♥♥ I bleed for you. Can't wait until you cut me again.
Re: in the "i'm so happy these aren't for me" department:
hahaha
Re: hahaha
Are the valentines on the thestranger.com all the valentines that were in the paper or just some of them?
I don't know whether all of them are on the site. As an experiment, I flipped through the pages, picked a valentine, and looked it up on the search-o-matic. Though the sample size was small and non-random, all selected paper valentines were also included in the web version.
I don't know if the same can be said of the web (i.e., are there more valentines on the web than in print) and will leave that question to the lazyweb!