The poster caused me to discover a group that sponsor turkey adoptions. Their description of Celebration for Turkey's Day is fantastic:
. . . guests gather round rescued turkeys and offer them a Thanksgiving feast of their own. The turkeys are offered, at festooned tables and by human hand, a traditional Thanksgiving banquet of pumpkin pie, stuffed squash, salad, and cranberries. These are foods that turkeys adore, and happily gobble up in front of their audience. [See also adopt a turkey. ]
Conveniently, dinners are held on both coasts: one in New York and one in California.