josh (joshc) wrote,

a few open letters

Dear the State of Michigan,

Wow. Don't think I'm going to forgive your for the civil rights hate just because you went for Kerry. I was all excited to see that even Kalamazoo County went in Kerry's column. And you're so cool with the mitten-shaped geography that can be represented with hands as maps. Not to mention the long standing anti-death penalty stance. These always made me feel a little bit of state pride, but really what's up with the big gay hate?

I mean, I'd be all for a complete marriage ban. Why not go all the way?

Disappointed in the Republic of Cascadia,

[ j ]


Dear the Youth Vote,

Seriously. What the fuck was so important that nine out of ten of you couldn't stumble your way out to the polls yesterday?

Hoping you enjoy the inevitable draft,

[ j ]


Dear the John Kerry Sincere Thank You Letter,

Thanks for ruining my plan to use time at the office to not be sad about the election. That part where you wrote, "I wish I could just wrap you in my arms and embrace each and every one of you individually all across the nation" is cheesy as hell, but I really think that we could all use a hug about now.

Best of luck back in the Senate. I hope you've prepared some interesting text to use for all the filibusters,

[ j ]
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