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i am not a stuffed tiger.

not even procrastination

I just consumed an entire roll of chewy Sweet Tarts, which are twice as expensive as the regular variety but certainly worth the extra thirty-three cents, and still don't feel like doing any of the tasks that I promised myself I would do before leaving my office.


Hah! You should have promised yourself you'd do them with the chewy goodness of the sweettarts as your reward. They fool you into thinking you shouldn't wait...but now we see that sugar really does kill. Maybe they'll make low carb sweettarts...

but I think it would've turned into an illustration of Zeno's Paradox, since I think I just needed a big boost of sugar to stop caring about revisions!