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"the american people are safer"

I'm a day behind, but the opening segment from yesterday's Daily Show about terror and the upcoming elections was pretty great. For those of you who didn't see it, a video clip is now online:
Our government has decided that if al Qaeda tries to disrupt our democratic process we will respond by disrupting it FIRST.[dailyshow]
Unfortunately, it doesn't include the Rob Corddry segment about the voting shield and confusing the terrorists by using unreliable voting systems. We laugh because it's true.

update: the clips are posted in non-streaming format [lisarein]


I thought a great Onion article would be something like: "US surprises would-be attackers by holding election 2 days early."
you could write for the Daily Show! --> the follow-up segment with Rob Corddry is online now too [ds]