It's not as simple as liberal vs. conservative, elite vs. populist, urban vs. rural, religious vs. nonreligious, educated vs. uneducated, rich vs. poor—if it were, the terms "red" and "blue" wouldn't have taken off as the best shorthand for a divided America.[slate]
Replicating eveyone's favorite scantron fromat, the quiz itself is especially nifty-looking. Based on some knowledge of midwestern trivia, I'm neither red nor blue.