Instead I made use of the generally neglected stack of NetFlix and watched All the Real Girls and found it pretty generally mediocre. I was confused by its generally favorable metascore, thinking that maybe I just don't have the attention span to watch movies at home on my small television, but my opinion of the movie pretty much aligns with my favorite reviewer's review; so all is right with the world.
For other entertainment, I read the Stranger. This I SAW U ad is surely one of this week's best:
My hand down your pants-
you had to go masturbate.
I want to see your trailer this time.
It's practically a haiku -- with a little more attention to syllable count, it could've been a modern masterpiece!