No doubt, said thickheaded powers that be (Tim Keck, Dan Savage, Bradley Steinbacher, et al.) assumed I would be angered and/or offended by such a "prank" on their part. The joke is on them, however, for not only am I not angered and/or offended, I am, in fact, delighted! [stranger]
Alas. the current bid of $76 doesn't fit into my current budget.