This is what I learn: When you think that taking a bus could save you a little time, don't get on the express bus that takes you seven blocks out of your way. When you tell Dylan the haircutter guy that your hair is getting too long, he cuts it all off. He cushions the shock of suddenly having short hair by saying that it will get me more dates. He also says things like "your hair loves product" and doesn't mean for it to be funny; so it's kind of hard to believe everything he says.
Okay. So that's about it. Nothing of note tonight except this shirt designed for