josh (joshc) wrote,

scenes from public transit

A woman enters a bus shelter. A tabloid advertising a sale at Lowe's is on the bench. She takes the advertisment, turns it over, and sits on it.
she [looking at his attempt at facial hair]: do you think you'll shave tomorrow?
he: I don't think so [gestures toward and looks at his groin], why?

"hello, I lost my baby's pacifier and I'm too cheap to replace it. Could I get one from lost & found?"
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