June 25th, 2014



Oh hey, livejournal? I've never really stopped looking at this thing, but tonight I finally realized that I'd somehow been logged out for some unspecified amount of time and had missed out on all of the secret stories. Aside from not being able to remember how to scroll beyond the first page of the friends page, I also learned that the main page -- now looking much tidier than when the Russians first took over -- includes important news items like dating advice from the Catfish guy and that Starbucks will be making handcrafted sodas called Fizzios. A thing like that / carry on.