August 26th, 2005

drinking in the dark

light reading

A don't from this month's Vice:
You know a DON’T is a keeper when all you have to do is describe it in a bar and people are all, “No way. Are you fucking kidding me?” Well, here it is, folks. Live. I like how this crazy bitch (Can she read? What is she, Japanese?) threw a copyright symbol in there just in case you also wanted rapists to follow you everywhere and lunge at your ass. [VICE]
There's something nice about reading the often offensive humor of Vice on the bus. My laughing uncontrollably becomes another rider's story about the crazy people on the bus. In case you're wondering, the funniest part is the copyright symbol.