March 11th, 2002

the only earth?

I feel like I need to type something every day, so this it.

Instead of eating dinner, I just had cheddar cheese pretzel combos and peanut m&m's. This is not the disturbing part. Here it is: there is going to be a new color of m&m's. I was just getting used to the awful blue ones, occasionally eating them instead of setting them aside and now some ad wizard wants to add pastels to the mix.

I want to know who is clamoring for new colors? Is there some movement afoot to recolorize our chocolates? Are people marching outside the M&M factory clamoring for more diversity in snack foods? Is there some anti-me out there who just can't stand the traditional color scheme?

I'm sorry. I do not care about this. Really.