Overwhelmed, Corsica, France

  • Nov. 21st, 2009 at 11:27 PM
Overwhelmed, Corsica, France
Azure gets her bearings in Corsican woods.

The stone walls aren’t ancient in my mind – that word reminds me of some movement of people, some civilization like Rome or Greece. I felt that these fences were the work of individuals who were living in the area and put them up for themselves. But I also doubt they’re prehistoric.

The sense I gather from them is that they’re expressions of people from a timeless era, of a pre-modern, non-progress-based time. They felt unconscious to me. Nietzsche wrote about how the ability to forget is the key to living in the present – you’re filled with wonder at the smallest things if they’re new to your consciousness. I don’t know if a circle-based time meant remembering everything or forgetting everything. Living in a circle, though, is definitely a more animalistic way of experiencing time, and that's where these walls come from.

Rifle cleaning for biathlon

  • Nov. 21st, 2009 at 6:32 PM
This came in an email from Bill Meyer last year and I always search the web to find it (forgetting it's in my inbox). Now it's on the web!Read more... )

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Glourious Greens

  • Nov. 21st, 2009 at 5:12 PM
I made the best braised greens ever the other night. I am enjoying the leftovers now, and they are even more amazing than they were at my little dinner party! I will share them with you:

1 Bunch of Collards or Kale (or mix them up!)
6 Cloves of Garlic - chopped fine (I realize this is a lot. Use less if you'd like!)
1 Onion - diced (I used half a large)
1/4lb Bacon and maybe some salami too
2 Cups of Chicken Stock
1/2 Cup of White Wine

Heat a pan over medium, add bacon. Cook until fat is rendered out and bacon is crispy (I put salami slices in the pan as well, because my bacon was super delicious and thick- but not very fatty). Remove bacon with slotted spoon (eat delicious crispy salami) and set aside. Add garlic and onion. Cook on low heat until soft- at least 10 minutes. Add greens and cook until wilted. Stir in chicken stock and wine- cook covered until desired consistency (I like to leave them a little crispy- which is probably why my left overs are so DELICIOUS). Finish with some chipolte pepper or perhaps smoked paprika.

YUM!

I served my greens over polenta. If you leave them soupy, they'd be perfect over brown rice. You can also take that lid off and let them reduce a little.

Greens are pretty much something I always want to eat since becoming pregnant. I suppose the situation could be a whole lot worse. I recently had my cholesterol checked, and it is perfection. I couldn't believe the results since I have such a fondness for bacon fat and butter... but it's true, thank goodness.

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New HTTP Parser

  • Nov. 21st, 2009 at 4:45 PM
I've implemented a new HTTP/1.1 request and response parser by hand. (My previous parser was written with the help of Ragel.) It requires 124 bytes per HTTP connection, makes zero allocations, has no dependencies, is nearly optimal in its use of CPU instructions, interruptible on any character, has extensive tests, and is MIT licensed.

README

http_parser.h

http_parser.c



(Only one user at the moment: I've just merged it into Node.)

Mario as Odysseus?

  • Nov. 20th, 2009 at 1:38 PM
IGN has a great editorial up today about the enduring legacy of the Mario franchise and its place not only in video gaming history, but as part of a broader shared narrative; in a sense the "literature" to most video games' "fiction." I felt like the second half drifted too far into a dissection of the joys and drawbacks of multiplayer gaming, but I get the point the author was trying to make. Note that if you're not a big gamer, you may find yourself chuckling a little at how serious the author clearly takes this stuff, which is why I added a question mark to my subject line. Still, I don't know anybody my age that doesn't have a circumscribed place in their heart for Super Mario Bros. to some degree, and I think the author's conclusion is spot-on:

    Mario was the front line of establishing a coherent system for narrative interaction. Modern games have begun to stretch further afield from Mario's primal themes and adolescent instincts, but the growing confrontation with moral gray zones does nothing to diminish the impact of that first shot into the darkness. The farther out all the subsequent shots go, the more it becomes apparent that Mario is still the glowing center of gravity around which everything else rotates. And it's the one familial experience to which we can all return and feel a small comfort of home.


Not to spoil too much more, but in particular I really liked this bit, too. It's something I hadn't given much thought to, but makes perfect sense to me:

    I spoke to Shigeru Miyamoto in New York last month and he described Mario's enduring appeal in similar terms of youthful wonder. He recalled being a child and feeling the impulse to run around the schoolyard for no specific reason. The instinct to climb a tree or jump up and over a fence was irresistible; the potential energy humming inside the adolescent muscles was motivation enough to act.

    Before anything else, Mario has been about that fundamental joy of movement. The layers of art and arbitrary mythology of Koopalings and toadstool genealogy are secondary to that. It's a reminder that, whatever we become over the course of a lifetime, our roots point back towards a common set of primal experiences.
When you look at Mario's movement you apply adjectives to it like "cartoon-y," but then realize that all cartoons, really, are about the childhood experience. When Mario runs his arms go out from his sides and kind of back, like the wind is pushing them backwards. Kids don't really do this, but when kids run, that's how it feels. When they jump and then land, they like to do so by compressing their body at the knee, as if to come down with full force and feel the weight of their body making an impression on the world. In so many ways childhood is about growing into your own body, testing its limits, and trying on styles of movement to see how they fit. Many of the best video games understand that process and seek to either replicate or exaggerate it, to the tremendous enjoyment of the gamer.

Update: Oh, hai, and I just realized that my user icon is apropos for once! Yayyyy!

Greenwich moms

  • Nov. 20th, 2009 at 1:42 PM
One of my girlfriends at work (who has two children and was once married to
a rich CEO and is now divorced but got the house in the settlement) lives
next door to Vanessa Williams. She says that Vanessa waits at the school
bus-stop with her children every morning.

"Today, she asked me if I was seeing anyone," my friend told me. "I said I
wasn't. Vanessa says, 'I can't find anyone either. It's like there's nobody
out there.' So, if Vanessa Williams is saying that, what are MY
fucking chances?!"

*

I saw "Fantastic Mr. Fox" last night. I LOVED it. It is so beautifully and
methodically executed and I love George Clooney's voice as Mr. Fox. Two
thumbs up.

I leave on a plane for Seattle tonight. In case you didn't notice, I never
did take that "vacation" I was supposed to take on my friend's upstate farm.
Just got too busy. But I am making up for it by taking extra time off around
the holidays.

Maybe I will finally go see the new Seattle Art Museum...

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Nov. 20th, 2009

  • 10:39 AM
Possible terrorist harsh interrogation technique:

Lock said terrorist in a room after administering PCP, and put this video on repeat:



Srsly, keep watching. It gets fucking terrifying.

The Freaking Onion

  • Nov. 20th, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Damn it, The Onion, you are amazing in every way. I want to be you. Here's one from the latest "issue":
Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

"Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: 'one nation under God,'" said Mortensen, attributing to the Constitution a line from the Pledge of Allegiance, which itself did not include any reference to a deity until 1954. "Well, there's a reason they put that right at the top."

"Men like Madison and Jefferson were moved by the ideals of Christianity, and wanted the United States to reflect those values as a Christian nation," continued Mortensen, referring to the "Father of the Constitution," James Madison, considered by many historians to be an atheist, and Thomas Jefferson, an Enlightenment-era thinker who rejected the divinity of Christ and was in France at the time the document was written. "The words on the page speak for themselves."

milk face

  • Nov. 19th, 2009 at 5:24 PM
I've been feeding Freya every 90-120 minutes during the day. It makes the time fly.

We took her to be weighed again today and she has finally gained weight. Yay! This is surely due to my increased feeding frequency, more milk supply, and weaning myself off the stupid nipple shield. My nipples are still pretty sensitive, but the way to overcome that is to just nurse all the time until they toughen up.

Our baby is so damn wonderful. She loves being close to us and spends lots of time riding around on one of us in her carrier or being held in our arms. This is building a foundation of security and trust that will hopefully last a lifetime.

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God of War Kill Compilation

  • Nov. 19th, 2009 at 1:37 PM
Don't fuck with Kratos, because Kratos will fucking kill you impale you/disembowel you/rip your head off/rip your limbs off and beat you with them.

The creative brutality of the God of War games is one reason they're so amazing (also, loftier qualities like extraordinary storytelling, cinematic cutscenes, cutting edge graphics, extremely nimble player controls, and diverse environments). My only complaint is that when you do these brutal finishing moves you usually have to do timed button combinations and since your focus is on hitting them at the right moment, you can't fully savor the awesome violence happening on-screen.



Favorites include: the ram having his horn ripped off and then stabbing him with it, and slowly ripping the cyclops' eye out (come on, man, he only had one to begin with!) and the tidal wave of blood that follows.

UC tuition

  • Nov. 19th, 2009 at 10:03 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/20/education/20tuition.html
The University of California Board of Regents was expected to approve a plan on Thursday to raise undergraduate fees — the equivalent of tuition — 32 percent by next fall, to help make up for steep cuts in state funding.

[...]

Since the school year began, thousands of students have protested both the budget cuts and the proposal for higher fees, which would bring in-state tuition to more than $10,000 a year. On Wednesday 14 protesters, including 12 students, were arrested at U.C.L.A., for disrupting the meeting of the Regents Finance Committee, which was eventually closed to visitors.

Tiny Art Director



This may be the most awesome page ever. A super-talented artist creates a work of art based on the recommendations of the "Tiny Art Director" - that is, his 4-year old daughter. After the first draft, she makes some critiques and can choose to accept or reject the work. These comments are put in full below each drawing. Here's an example:



The Brief: A dinosaur, not too scary
The Critique: He's a ugly one! I hate those kind of dinosaurs! Where's your eraser?
Job Status: Rejected
Additional Comments: [hits page] He has ugly eyeballs.



The Brief: A dinosaur in a X-Ray
The Critique: I just want to see a little mousey in his tummy
Job Status: Approved (after addition of mousey)
Additional Comments: That's what kind of bones dogs like to chew on. Dinosaur leg bones.


Hee hee hee! You can read some other amazing critiques and requests on the Tiny Art Director Blog.

cat power

  • Nov. 18th, 2009 at 6:06 PM
I listened to this song a lot while I was pregnant and listening to it now makes me cry even more.

"Where is my Love" by Cat Power

Where is my love
Where is my love
Horses running free
Carrying you and me

Where is my love
Where is my love
Safe and warm
So close to me
In my arms
Finally

There is my love
There is my love
Horses galloping
Bringing you to me


The fetal monitor I was attached to while in labor sounded like a galloping horse. I listened to it for 16 hours, then it haunted me for the entire next day. When her heart rate dropped, I pictured a herd of wild horses, and willed her to recover. She is a strong baby.

My days are monotonous and I am losing track of time. All I really think of is how long until the next feeding. She needs to feed every 90-120 minutes so she can gain weight. Still not over her birth weight. Please think good thoughts for us.

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omg omg omg omg omg

  • Nov. 18th, 2009 at 6:05 PM
Though I had expected them to arrive on different dates, I got my orders of Monsters Inc. and Up on Blu-ray, and New Super Mario Bros. Wii all today. The kid inside me is on a sugar high from which there may be no coming down. Time to go have fun.

Nov. 18th, 2009

  • 4:20 PM
I really, really like this meme. The Nagasaki one is my favorite, but Osama Bin Laden not knowing how to untag himself is pretty great too.

Nov. 18th, 2009

  • 4:07 PM
This is the most in-fucking-sane domino video I've ever seen. Beautiful and just.... weird.



And, wait, Paris Hilton? WTF, Dutch people? Don't you know that we don't even like her?

Travel far

  • Nov. 17th, 2009 at 9:12 PM
Three horses, one erased, Les Tenieres, France
Three horses, one erased, Les Tenieres, France

Nobody at home knows where I am; nobody here knows who I am.

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